Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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