I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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