My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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