I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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