you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
