It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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