I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start