Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I will be naked everywhere
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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