He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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