Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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