so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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