just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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