Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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