How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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