Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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