I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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