Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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