....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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