I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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