we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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