My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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