dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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