It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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