We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
