Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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