idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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