How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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