fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
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i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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