So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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