I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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