I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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