What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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