Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Did I show you my penis last night?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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