:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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