I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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