after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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