everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?