You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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