No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I have tasted many bathrooms
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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