I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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