Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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