I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize