oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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