Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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