Whod you bang
its not stalking. its research.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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