grinding to god bless the USA? really?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!