Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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