I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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