on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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