Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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