My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
