yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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