If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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