Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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