READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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