Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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